Our first date lasted a whopping 19 minutes from pick up to drop off.

We had booze, we had cheese, we had music, and we had a great time. Afterwards, we went out to a couple bars, and I eventually walked her home.

We went our whole first year of teaching in NYC without going on a single date.

I hooked up with a celebrity once. Technically, he was a cartoon character.

We decided we’d stay socially distanced by going to a nearby park in London. Not going to lie, I got pretty drunk the day before with my housemate and stayed up until 3am.