Mac 'n' Cheese Makeout
I was hosting the Cheese Club Mac & Cheese Cook-off at my house, and she came over to check it out. We had booze, we had cheese, we had music, and we had a great time. Afterwards, we went out to a couple bars, and I eventually walked her home. She invited me in for one last beer, and we sat down on her couch. At some point during the drunken makeout, I told her "I'm really glad I'm getting to know you, Jennifer.” Her name was not Jennifer. She asked me to leave.